My girlfriend has asked me to sell this dress on her behalf as she’s just popped out to the shops. Now I’m no Nathan New Look, but I’ve got 15 minutes to kill before I need to go and rehearse with my Pink Floyd tribute act “These Aren’t The Floyd’s Your Looking For”, so I’ll give it a go... What a treat! Here we have lovely top/dress by “Zara” that is quite clearly for playing golf in. I’ve never actually seen my girlfriend play golf...or talk about playing golf... That’s probably the reason she’s selling this top/dress in the first place, she must have fallen out of the love with the sport. I hear it can be a bit “marmite” like that. Personally it’s never really appealed to me, but then I am relatively charismatic and don’t drive a Mercedes.
What’s odd is that there is a bit missing from the front. It’s as if Zara have tried to “sex” it up abit? I for one have never watched “The Masters” on tele and thought, “yeah great shot Tiger...but can’t this whole tournament be a bit more sexy?....”. Anyway it’s a Euro size M which now that we have left Europe, is a totally redundant form of sizing...ironically thanks to people who drive Mercedes.
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